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I have quit college. Long story.
I am getting a pants job for now, for which i am grateful to anna and carriehead.
I still hate that fucking cat and anna better get its balls chopped off before i remove its head.
People have driven wedges between themselves and other people in this flat, which is a shame and makes for a rubbish atmosphere but if thats the way they want to be, so be it.As long as I dont get the fucking blame as usual.
Carrie took us all to thai me up which was ace and has a tawdry name and icecream even i like.

On a more informative note

http://www.webflyers.co.uk/Flyer/2047

Club Shame ,new alt club nite on last saturday of the month, Starting 29th Jan, 10pm-2am £6/5 concs/b4 10.30pm
Dj Tekhed & guest(primal t for launch), music includes industrial/digital hardcore/punk/techno etc
Music/Art/Fetish
Club involves the people who do nightshade i think, so expect some fetishesque pervery, but its focussing more on being an actual get-pissed-and-dance club rather than a fetish meetup.
Venue is the Commplex on commercial street down the bottom of leith walk area, its converted from an old church and my Velvet-attending friends assure me its a really nice venue.
No, i don't work for them or anything, but it sounds good,its a change from the mish, and i have the motive of wanting to know more than 4 people who are going to be there.2 of whom i don't like.

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less.

Ask me anything you want.

Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything. (Which you all have done mostly).

pinched from dirtylaundry and kynon

I wasn't going to bother updating, but i'm bored and the flat is empty and according to Martin there is only Casualty on tv so fuck that.
Yesterday, ummmmm, well i lay about in bed for a bit, then
anna phoned about her party but i nearly didnt answer cos i thought it would have been the stalky bloke.but it was anna, who is much nicer so that was ok.Had to go to party without my evilfairyboy which was crap but he was skint and seemed quite happy with his goldfish.Anywayyyyy, party was fun and not actually as scary as i thought it would be,and i wasnt the oldest haha, met many random peoples,ate brownies and then proceeded to get horribly drunk and Carrie made me drink absinth out of a baby cup which probably didnt help.hmmm my memory is blurry and i was steaming so events are in no particular order. Lots of Rocky Horror was played which was gooood, headbanging was dicussed, smoking and bitching in a wee attic room, fighting with carrie and whupping her ass ;P, more booze, probably more fighting, talking shit,giving peoples my phone number, britney spears being played one million times, vodka jelly, Jo and Angela wearing water wings and being covered in compost o_O, a big spider which was bad and wrong and then i got chased with it so i had to run but bad idea cos drunk and fell and went headfirst into radiator which perhaps explains memory loss but more likely the vodka did that, stealing carrie's beer for reasons i dont remember,eating pizza lying on sofa, waking up freezing at 5am. There was much conversation i have NO recollection whatsoever of, and carrie told me stuff that i apparently did but dont remember,and knowing carrie she could well be telling me fibs but i probably did.then waking up with sore head, throwing of chipolatas around and we all watched Finding Emo which i didnt want to like but did. :D Monsters Inc was still better because it had monsters but hey.Shit that rambled on. and now i'm in my wee empty flat and Leighs asleep or dead or summat and i was gonna try drag her over er.Oh well, meh. I kinda feel like i'm drifting away from one group of people which is sdad and i really dont want to, but it seems to be happening, and more towards another group, but hmm, who knows,tis probably just my mood justnow.we'll see.Still dont have my bloody stuff back,which just goes to show that some people ARe completely untrustworthy. ( And i have no idea how i did THIS but i'm blaming carrie,thats just one side, the other is kinda green :$ )
*yawns and curls up in a ball*

Came home from work at half five in the morning after a shitty night. There was a random drunk man asleep in my bed who mumbled at me to fuck off and die when i kicked the bed and asked "who the fuck are you in my bed?"
Woke flats owner/flatmate gary, and HE didnt know the guy either.
Turns out his best mate Tom who used to live here had brought back a random, only had got home before gary so gary didnt know
Aforementioned random must have woken or been kicked out of bed at some point and instead of leaving stumbled through to my room,undressing and going to sleep in my bed.Gary got to work ejecting the guy, which took ages, he pulled all my clean clothes onto the floor looking for his tshirt and was a cheeky fucker too.THEN he almost walked off with my college bag. pissed idiot.So i had to change my sheets at 6amm grr. Poor gary was most embarrassed and apologetic,& his mates not allowed to bring anyone back ever now.Woke up this morning to find the man had stood on my new sunglasses too & they don't fit any more. so his mate will be paying for THOSE too.
Its pretty funny now though, the guy was a right big minger too *shudders*
good thing i wasnt in bed at the time or he'd have gotten a ghurka knife in the nuts hehe.
And this was after an entire night of dealing with drunk wankers o_O

okay.......... WHO's going to DKY tonight ?:$
its about the only nite i can get out to, but i hear its dying a death these days? plus i can stumble there after my boss's leaving do at the tron.

am bored and contemplating either re-dying my spikes or totally shaving my head as i havnt done that in ages. it would be cold,but i could buy a hat w/out worrying about hat hair. i would put up a poll but i dont know how and i'm lazy, so, whaddya think?

Life update: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH. i'm not as daft as people think i am.sometimes i DO know whats going on.
but i have a cd player again, and the 1st jack off jill album so thats good.
graveyards are pretty too.
tis probly a bit early to be drinking though :/
will probably be talking steamin rubbish on MSN later.
am off to order photoshoot supplies before i get wrecked.

i feel odd and isolated which is pretty much my own fault. realised that,apart from work,where i have2 go..i havent seen anyone i know in about two weeks.like,none of my friends :$ .iv also had no music for about the same period of time, which isnt doing my brain any good methinks. hm...
still havent started college work due tomorrow so looks like an all nighter....tho all iv wanted to do since getting up is crawl back to bed and sleeeeep

	

	

	

				
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.......oh, sweet angry jeezus *fear*

And could anyone tell me exactly WHY i am considering going to Ego for Halloween?

and why is nobody else online at silly hours of the morning when i want to talk to people. *stomps*

( a bunch of tests n shit.read if you can be arsed )

I am confused. confused and MEH and then fone calls and more MEH,and then better,but then
MEH again and then maybe ok,but much confusion and mind-changing and uncertainty and.......and oh,oh, FUCK knows.
And of course i cant not care about the outcome because i now have too many emotions involved in the whole deal.arse that i am.

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name?
occupation?	Humane Society
lesbian stereotype?	Hippie Earth Child
lesbian drama?	Actually Bi (GASP!)
cause of death?	Harley Accedent
gayness?	110%
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What Lesbian Are You? by lostpotential
name?
occupation?	Hooters Employee
lesbian stereotype?	Lipsick Lesbian
lesbian drama?	Soft Spot For Leather
cause of death?	Harley Accedent
gayness?	0.13%
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Interesting.........that harley accident sems a given tho :D
And if handsomite gets the same, i shall fall of my swivel chair laughing. then i shall be frightened.

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hmm
Have also updated compatibility thing.go and look if u care. still amused by compatibility rates with ppl ;p

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